Jesús 

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.

Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot

Jesús by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017

Jesús 

A Mexican nerd who is tougher than what he actually looks like, will stand up to others when he fucking has to, and is sometimes and is more likely to be friends with the population of where they're at. And is typically a fucking badass.

Some Faggot: wtf are u doin to my ohio white cracker friend
Jesús: ay nigga why u actin strong
Some Faggot: why u comin over here messin with my white boy ohio friend niBBa
*con

Jesús by Big Fat Faggert March 22, 2019

jesus! 

An exclamation, always for a nosy person, that is used before talking that one, about the event or events he has seen, expressing his there to be or not astonishment.

-Jesus! I was seeing that man in opposite apartment again opening the refrigerator's door to drink another bottle.
-Larry! hey! Sleep, watch that it is mid night! & you are nosy and I am not nosy!

jesus! by man!? May 6, 2017

Jesus! 

An explanation usually said very fast and loud at a scary part in a movie.

In The Dark Knight, when the dead fake Batman hits the glass
JESUS!

Jesus! by behereyes December 18, 2008

`Jesus

The man you slept with last night.

I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.

`Jesus by Jesus Christoher March 22, 2009

Jesus.

Jesus,is a total fake.He'd be cool if he was real,but his dad can go suck a cock for all I fucking care.

Jesus was a pretty badass dude,don't care much for his father tho...
Jesus. --

Jesus. by fairytale!!!!!!!!!!! October 29, 2008

jésus

He is known to be a very nice guy. He can be talkative and very attractive. He may play baseball or soccer. He will always be the one to start up the conversation between the two of you. He has a great smile that will brighten your day. He is always there when you need him. Jésus is known to have a dark complexion (tan). He has very dark brown eyes that seem to look right through your soul. He likes to ask a lot of questions during class, but he is also known to walk in late. He cracks a lot of jokes when he’s around his friends, but gets down to business when it comes to work.

Jésus came up to me after class today and asked how I was!

jésus by who_knows_ April 8, 2019