Jason 

Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.

That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.

Jason by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025

Jason 

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.

Jason

Jason by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025

Jason 

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher

kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not

Jason by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025

[jason] 

the absolute greatest person alive. actually cares about your well being, funny, sincere, a truly remarkable person. without him i would more then likely be dead, or killed. <3

jason: sweetheart, just keep breathing.

[jason] by <3scissorhands January 31, 2009

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.

1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”

jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out 

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.

Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

Jason the hell out by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017