A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
by kdmatters:) November 15, 2020
1}someone who is awesome
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4
2}someone who is trully a cool guy
3} a Youtuber
5} a sexy guy who doesnt need a nuber 4
by FrostfireHBI July 11, 2017
One of the best baseball players to play the game.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 04, 2023
He is Perfection.
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him
Eww is that Jared v
by Rainbow.sprinkles October 13, 2019