Japanese Bath

To be showered in fecal mater while sitting in a tub.

John calmly lays down naked in the bath tub. Naked Jill squats over him in a cat like state of readiness. John screams, " Turn on the water!!!". Jill proceeds to defecate on John. Thus completing the age old ritual of the Japanese Bath.

by Dr. Googlimoogly January 14, 2012

japanese words

the best language with the most beautiful words ever ITS WORTH LEARNING THE LANGUAGE !!! like an example is opai

senpai: lemme see them opai
me: ofc senpai anything for you , i love japanese words so much

by daddysenpai299 March 28, 2021

Jamare

Aka Mrs.Potatoe head looking ass niggah..

Shut cho Jamare Looking ass up..

by lefteyeber February 20, 2015

Japanese Subway

When you connect pvc pipe to a females pussy and throw micro-machines down the pipe creating a subway.

Hot Wheels are the best for this type of usage. There wheels are built to penetrate a womens pussy lips!

Japanese Subway is the only way to travel!

by Bes Wailey April 25, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

Japanese Geometry

A traditional phrase used to define the stiffness level of a persons penis.

Damn, my cock is harder than Japanese Geometry!

by TechnoReaper February 24, 2009

Japanese Sword Swasser

a full time Mc donalds working asian crime fighter with an abnormally small penis

What a small cock you have! pft must be japanese sword swasser

by satanicasshole July 24, 2016