Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .

" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

Hand Simulator

God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen

"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."

by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020

hand nude

a hand nude is a hand without skin.

dude: “bro, send me hand nudes”
bro: “ok” *rips off skin*

by iwanturpepeteaknightcookie February 7, 2022

Hand Job

when sum one wacks off a guy

"damn she gives good hand jobs. You should get one."

by Tyz Gurl January 20, 2003

Hand Grenade

When wishing to impose justice on a woman, clench the fist as if to punch something. With the fingers of the other hand, slightly part the lips of the woman's vag and thrust the clenched fist deep inside. This is the hand grenade, and is used around the world to evoke a mixture of both pain and pleasure.

Marjory sat on Charles' lap whilst he tenderly stroked her soft blonde hair and nibbled her ear, then *BAM*...he hit her with the 'nade.

by Dom Spooner January 27, 2005

Hand Job

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

by Caveat Emptor September 6, 2013

hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

by euphemism April 9, 2005