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granola guys

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.
girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021
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Five Guys

Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.
I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.
by a someewhat smart guy November 8, 2009
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bucktee guy

somebody who is an asshole day in day out. who does things just to piss people off, he also is quite the liar.
Bucktee guy: im gonna punch that stranger for no reason.
guy: why?
Bucktee guy: cause im a complete douche bag that camps in COD.
guy: fair enough... (guy shakes head and walks away)
by NoobToober2010 May 8, 2010
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guy friend

Guy that you like and flirt with, also good for hugs and candy, and beating the crap out of your x.
also potential boy friend or boy toy.
Ria:Hey Nick, Bill pissed me off today.
Nick:where's the fucker.
*10 min later*
Nick: he is in the hospital, have some candy. *hug*
by bubbles the dominatrix June 1, 2005
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French guy

French guys are very hot and handsome. They are the most stylish guys in the world. They are intelligent and have a great taste of music.

Just perfect!
-Oh my God, look at his clothes! He is so hot!

-Right! I guess he's a french guy!
by polishgirl: je t'aime A.G. <3 February 23, 2011
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Why Guy

A fugly, nobody bum who is in a relationship with an okay/decent/hot chick. Their relationship begs the question WHY?
I'm an ugly bum, broke-ass, with a beer belly. How I wish Paris Hilton dated Why Guys like me!
by frankylapid November 2, 2010
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Bait guy

When a guy that is doing or attempting to do something obvious to a girl which he shouldn't be to, in order to try and get with the girl.
Timmie don, Richard tan, Henry ma etc are bait guys
by some bait guy March 11, 2009
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