Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.

Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.

by McM@nus December 29, 2023

Gloofing

To rub the tip of the Penis on the Gooch.

Bro: "All of a sudden, me and my friend started Gloofing bro."
Bro 2: "That's crazy bro."

by cloudus January 4, 2024

Glosfish

Tre King Aka DrxDEADGOON

Goodnight my glosfish

by Babyblue1422 January 31, 2024

Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

gloaf

Short for "give less of a fuck"

I could gloaf about whatever's trending on the news right now

by rjcurry_the_GOAT May 8, 2024

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

GLofton

Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.

GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.

by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024