Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

frenching the prince

to do toad, to toad lick.

Hey man, wanna go toad licking?

by James Frost July 22, 2004

french military

a military that gets scared and surrenders

The french military surrendered again?!?

by peter March 26, 2005

French Montana

french montana is a whack rapper who makes money off of dumb people and teen girls who are too stupid to understand that french montana can't rap at all!

guy1: hey have you ever heard of french montana? guy2: yeah, french montana's da truf! guy3: french montana is garbage! guy1: yeah, he can't rap to save his life! guy4: I agree with guy1 and guy3. guys5-10: we agree with guy1, guy3, also, guy4!

by katyperryhater1000 September 7, 2012

French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

French Kintz

1) To stick out one's tongue at someone, with or without blowing a raspberry or making a slurping noise.

2) To be on the receiving end of same.

Derives from the feeling of having been french-kissed unexpectedly.

Girl: *sticks out tongue*
Boy: I felt that in my mouth!
Girl: You just got french kintzed!

by lawlshank November 4, 2009

French kiss

The best thing a person can do with their lips after sucking. MUCH funner than the normal kissing.

He gave her a french kiss which made her feel like everything was perfect.

by Nanana September 3, 2006