Fender fanny

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017

fender master

A person who tends a fire in a wood stove/fireplace. Commonly used by old school Vermonters and people that watch weird British television.

The fender master needs to put a log on the fire STAT .

by Vermont Vermont November 4, 2017

Fein

Somebody who is always trying to get something they don't have money for.

All my friends are some feins.

by Big hollin Homie November 28, 2017

Fiend

A fiend, one who is obsessed with certain things such as a sex fiend.

Lewis o’rourke is a single mother fiend.

by Baldy bastard May 3, 2018

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

Fiend

A person that likes getting with their friends ex or who they were talking to

Bro I just fucked this girl last night!
Deadass who was it???!
Janet the one Xavier was talking to
Wow you a fiend ass nigga

by Simon(:69 June 14, 2018