Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno April 22, 2011
A term used by lesser beings to describe someone more powerful with the name addison also can be used in a sexual way
by Creamy_father May 26, 2022
It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 12, 2020
A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
by The.saddest.boyo March 11, 2019
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 28, 2022
15 years ago
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga
15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021