An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes
"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"
by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008
the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
by BI May 6, 2005
Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.
by Iguana Girl September 12, 2005
When your fart starts a certain tone, then changes tone at least twice during its course to produce three (or more) distinct notes.
by Freddy Fantastic October 22, 2008
The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation
"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"
by whoins February 15, 2009
1. The proper name of the bathroom exhaust fan. It's purpose is allow moisture and smells to vent, prohibiting mildew growth, and nauseous guests.
Kevin: Becca, there is no fart fan downstairs, you have to use the bathroom upstairs if you need to take a dump.
Becca: I'm good, thanks.
Becca: I'm good, thanks.
by zombiedater January 19, 2010
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"
by rw2019 May 9, 2019