fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Green Eggs and Ham

When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.

Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.

by Ajay & Elliot August 30, 2010

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by Joey January 20, 2005

Eggsauce

Slang term for "Exhaust"

My eggsauce has fallen off my car!

by ExRR March 24, 2011

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

smelly eggs

Used in random response to a question. Also used to describe a smelly vagina. The phrase was also utilized by Andy Milonakis.

-"What is going on tonight?"
-"SMELLY EGGS!!"
-"What the fuck did you just say?"

"Yo that bitch was straight smelly eggs..bout yaked."

by holi64 June 23, 2008