Skip to main content

Egg Yolk

A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.
Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!
by Andybean May 4, 2008
mugGet the Egg Yolk mug.

egg belly

The unpleasant feeling in your stomach you get after eating an egg.
"I had a McMuffin this morning and it gave me brutal egg belly."
by StephanieAnne17 May 6, 2018
mugGet the egg belly mug.
Related Words
eggs eggplant eggy egg roll egghead Eggman egg salad egg nog egg beater egging

Egg Head

A self centered person, who believes that they are never in the wrong and that they are the center of the universe.
They also have terrible hair and a bad choice in crushes.
Dude, stop being such an egg head!! You might aswell dye your hair blue!!
by Geoff Steiner July 1, 2008
mugGet the Egg Head mug.

Egg Salad

Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.
"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."
by MilliHAX October 16, 2009
mugGet the Egg Salad mug.

Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
by hairygerman August 14, 2009
mugGet the Egg Salad Monday mug.

Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.
Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014
mugGet the Egg Fuck mug.

Egg Sandwitch

When you are eating a slutbucket out and you have the pussy and the ass in your mouth.
I was eatin some biatch out and suddenly i had an egg sandwitch. Yum.
by shift 4 intel April 29, 2003
mugGet the Egg Sandwitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email