Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.
Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.
by Chelero July 18, 2016
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dry puss

The term given to a condition preventing someone from having fun or being enthusiastic.
He's not going out tonight--must have a serious case of dry puss.
by Chadstick January 12, 2008
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Dry muffin

A guy who looks good from far away in an ooh kinda way, but when you get up close, they are a disappointment. Much like biting into a dry muffin.
That tall blonde guy turned out to be a dry muffin damn it.
by muffinista March 17, 2009
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dry humping

an alternative use of the term employed by relief pitchers in baseball that describes the act of 'warming up' in the bullpen and never getting the chance to go 'in'.
When the starting pitcher was struggling in the game, the manager had Jason warm up but since he never got in the game it was just another case of dry humping.
by Slanidrac May 22, 2011
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Dry Docking

The act of two males spending an above average time with each other. It is to deplict two penisis rubbing up next to each other
1) Dude why are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck always dry docking?

2) Yea yea i hurd enough of you and your friend dry docking all day
by cmethuggin June 9, 2009
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dry joke

When a joke is not funny at all and no one who heard the joke got it or laughed.
...Wow that was one dry joke.
by XXpotatopickerXX June 6, 2010
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drying off

Kelly dries off longer than all the other girls in the cabin
by Burger May 13, 2005
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