dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 12, 2007

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 08, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 24, 2007

TD;DR

Too drunk don't remember

Person 1: What happened at your part last night?

Person 2: TD;DR

by Lord-Jackington October 06, 2014

dr steam

noun, A raging dj. highly skilled selector of drum and bass music. Lover of beautiful women.

dr steam killed it last night did you hear?

by Dr Steam April 15, 2010

Dr. Tattoff

A once-famous, but now-closed tattoo removal laser company that was originally founded by a well-known dermatologist. The dermatologist resigned from the company to pursue other business projects and it was subsequently sold. Without his guidance, business suffered and after a few years it eventually closed.

I was getting my tattoo removed at Dr. Tattoff but the service really went downhill when the founder left.

by Z Cloud October 19, 2017

Dr Seuss

God.

Joe: I was praying last night
Bob: Oh, to who?
Joe: Dr Seuss, he is god

by ActuallyDementedCloneOfUrMom June 07, 2022