Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.

"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."

by jon April 8, 2004

Damon

Stupid motherfucker who will do everything to try and fuck someone even if its a boyo. Never become friends with this person hes an idot.

Wow, You stupid motherfuckingdamon.

by hskasldpad May 30, 2018

matt damon

Matt Damon is repulsive.

abhorrent, abominable, animal, creepy, cruddy, disagreeable, disgusting, distasteful, dog, dorky, earth pig, forbidding, foul, funky, grody, gross, hateful, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, off-putting, pig, pugnacious, repellent, revolting, sickening, sleazeball, sleazy, spastic, stinky, ugly, undesirable, unpleasant, unsightly, vile

by T.papa May 14, 2005

She Demon

A conglomeration of the worst things from hell that somehow found its way to earth. This succubus/demoness/bitch takes the form of a human female and tries to fit in with the human community. However, it is quite easy to detect this monstrosity and its out-of-placeness due to its extremely homely and ugly appearance and disfigured features of its body such as perhaps a horribly disgusting pot belly or a gigantic mole on its arm which it may try to cover up with a band-aid or something. Hence due to its failure to appear appealing, the creature is forced to act promiscuous in order to a victim (usually drunk or blind) to siphon the poor soul out of. It will also use gut-wrenching, low blow tactics and whatever it can in order to make itself look better in front of others. These tactics can include anything from gossip to snitching, or any other actions that society may consider graceless. This creature is quickly able to harbor the hatred of others. Which is actually a positive thing due to the fact that people will work together to unite against it. In only a matter a time, the human society will bind together to burn this hellion on a stake in order to serve it justice. However, the best way to rid of this demon and prevent it from doing any damage to your community is to obtain a harpoon-gun and shoot it through the heart and burning the body. However, do not throw the ashes into the ocean. For it will spread its HIV throughout the ocean. A warning to all, if one even suspects someone in your very own community to be the she demon, get your harpoon ready.

Guy 1: Dude, the freaking she demon tried to bang my brother the other day.
Guy 2: Isn't your brother blind?
Guy 1: Exactly.

by THS '10 June 1, 2009

damon

A bitch ass nigga who is addicted to monster and smoking grass

Damon is gay

by Halcyon#0003 January 20, 2020

Damon

That one old guy from the vampire diaries everyone who’s on crack finds hot but he really isn’t.

Friend 1: Damon is so hot
Friend 2: Are you on crack?

by Thatonegirl_0217 May 9, 2020

Demon

A person with red eyes and a cold presence who feels nothing and craves blood. Can be male or female, usually has a cool name like Ezra or something. Hurts himself and everyone else. Immortal.

Man Charles Manson killed all those people hes a demon

by ezra666 January 1, 2012