nose dandruff

Excess cocaine in your nose leftover from the last time you did a line

*sneezes out nose dandruff *

by Thaliltaco October 28, 2017

DICK DANDRUFF

1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.

I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.

by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Yellow Dandelion

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.

Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass

by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence

Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps

by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

sugar dandy

An open relationship between two individuals in which the male or female takes the roll of the so called “sugar daddy” but involves less money then expected.

My sugar dandy didn’t give me enough for my rent! Now I have to get more!!

by Andi03 July 31, 2019