tp condom

A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.

Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.

by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016

Chlorine Condom

The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.

This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.

by Phasmid9 August 4, 2016

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018