close face

When a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.

On holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal space it was horrible.

by Paddyright November 8, 2011

Clip Clops

Another name for a Giraffe or Giraffes.

I was at the zoo yesterday and saw the clip clops. They were so tall!

by little scurries October 31, 2017

Cloggy

a tall person with size 12 shoes who goes to maverick a lot. He watches TMZ and is a clogger. He chills with a duky (pronounced dukie) and a piff. He is in a kick ass metal band. He has lots of sisters and one lil brother who is a 4 inch nipple hair. He eats very slow, and always eats his breadsticks after everything else.

You're such a slow cloggy!

by cloggy the clogger January 19, 2008

Door closer

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

by men against door closers April 10, 2010

Clops

Episodes on Mad Tv that show a playdough version of the tv show "COPS", arresting people and things like Mr. Peanut, Energizer bunny, M&M's, Santa Clause and more.

Clops with the Energizer Bunny and M&M's.

"I was just in the stall changing my baby and this monster wanted to suck the chocolate off my peanut"

by Anthony Rojas May 28, 2005

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

Close Persons Disease

Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person

Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.

by Maxxi March 27, 2008