A movie that went straight to dvd because of a low gross in the box office so it seems like it's been around forever. Also known as a new movie that only old people and those involved in a mid-life crisis actually enjoyed.
"Have you ever heard of that movie?"
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."
by MrWaffly September 21, 2011
Get the Instant Classic mug.In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)
Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.
Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.
Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.
Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.
Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Normally the last name for homeless people or people who mooch off of others. A chauvinist at heart, they will be very affectionate towards women and befriend them - especially virgins. They mate with and reproduce with one female before moving on to another once the child is of talking age.
Girl 1: "Hey, does your son retain the last name Cassinelli?"
Girl 2: "No, his father and I were never married."
Girl 2: "No, his father and I were never married."
by Allondra October 3, 2009
Get the Cassinelli mug.Boring, stuffy old music played on irritating instruments like the violin. Made obsolete by superior modern forms of music like Rock, and Hip-Hop.
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Get the classic mug.A really cute dude who just has his life together. He is calm and collected and is a stereotype for everything. If you meet a classic chad it’s not ok to lose him because he’s a real special fella.
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