Cassinelli 

Normally the last name for homeless people or people who mooch off of others. A chauvinist at heart, they will be very affectionate towards women and befriend them - especially virgins. They mate with and reproduce with one female before moving on to another once the child is of talking age.

Girl 1: "Hey, does your son retain the last name Cassinelli?"
Girl 2: "No, his father and I were never married."

Cassinelli by Allondra October 3, 2009

carpinelli 

Fucking Legend

Carpinelli is a fucking legend

carpinelli by JasonXx298 December 5, 2020

Jupiter Casinelli 

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.

“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”

Jupiter Casinelli by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021

Jupiter Casinelli 

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!

“damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”

Jupiter Casinelli by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021