clam sandwich 

Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.

Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!

clam sandwich by Dr. Felchenstien May 20, 2004

clam jam 

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who would like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.

Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.

clam jam by Candyce February 13, 2008

clam ham 

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

clam ham by tommeh October 30, 2006

Clam Slam

The female version of being cock-blocked. Another party ruins, prevents or impedes the probability of getting laid through whining, forcing to leave, laying the guilt trip and/or expecting one to "be a good friend" and sleep alone.

Almost everyone was hooking up in Mexico, until Trisha pulled the clam slam on me when she wasn't getting any play herself.

Clam Slam by PaxyD December 15, 2008

clam the johnny 

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

clam the johnny by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

Clam Splitter 

Slang for male genitalia, otherwise known as "The Slong; Penis; Dominator; Span Javelin".

If your female accomplice, of a horned up disposition requests a bone jump, she may say "Ho baw jaws, give us some of your clam splitter the now!"

Clam Splitter by Dom and Andy September 11, 2006

Clam Cousins 

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they are Clam Cousins. It is the same concept as two men becoming Weiner Cousins or Eskimo Brothers after sleeping with the same woman/women. Except, unlike men, who become closer than brothers after discovering their bond, women who are Clam Cousins must become sworn enemies.

"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"

"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"

Clam Cousins by realschmiel82 November 18, 2009