claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.
person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008
Get the claire mug.Claire is the most beautiful and smartest girl you'll ever meet. Her beautiful blonde hair will immediately hypnotize you and her beautiful vibrating eyes. She loves reading and writing wattpad stories. She is also a major bookworm. She supports the LGBTQ and she rejects boys by saying "No, sorry I'm gay". She has gotten a love letter by a lesbian chick once in her life, and she rejected her with a poem. What a legend. She dislikes kids and hates most men, except for BangChan, NCT bois, BTS, Got7, etc. She likes to dab, whip and nae nae. She sometimes makes people jeaolous with her outstanding grades. Also, she protec and she atac, but most importantly she a snac.
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Get the Claire mug."Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"
by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009
Get the Clarting mug.To come up from behind an unsuspecting person and drag your knuckles against their ear repeatedly out of camaraderie. A good clart is defined as one in which each knuckle makes a distinctive "thud" sound. Occasionally the person's head is seized with one arm while the other hand makes the clarting motion.
Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.
Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.
Frenchie was doing a good job at work, and Bob honored him with the traditional Four-Fingered Clart.
by Jules_Verne December 15, 2008
Get the clart mug.Someone whocomes up with a subject which quite literally is FUCKING STUPID, but also who fails to see that the statement he has uttered makes us want to tie him to a lamppost and leave him there on his own in the rain . He alsohas the personality of a road cone.
Ben: Lets steal a car
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)
Dean + Dan + Ben: Shut the fuck up you clart
(ben walks behind and smoke, SILENTLY cos he knows fucking better)
by Ben, Dean and Dan September 26, 2006
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Also this word means takin the biscuit
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed
Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008
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