Claygamazey

(silent clay, silent y) (Summoning ritual)

When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.

Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.

by Bryn Enthusiast Club July 4, 2025

Clag

The smoke coming from the exhaust of a (typically British) diesel locomotive.

Class 37: *brrrrrrr*

Man: "Holy shit, look at that clag!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025

Claggot

discriminatory term refering to people sexually attracted to robots or otherwise known as "clankers"

*Jamal and Mike are walking down the street when they see a man kissing his sex robot wife*
J : Look at that pathethic fucking claggot cuck
M : This claggot race traitor oughta get his head bashed in

by clankerhater69 July 25, 2025

Clamydius

When you hear/see something outrageous

“That niggas hairline is clamydius

by xynxii October 12, 2025

Clagent

1. Adj. someone who takes particularly small hits of a joint/bong

2. Adj. hesitant or unwilling (to smoke)

You doing alright man? You’re being a little clagent with it

by Blicko123 November 20, 2025

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011