chnops

an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some dont even know it), which is quite friendly and fun to have around. often, they are kept in the owners pants. the CHNOPS is generally hairy, and may contain freckles. some are even known to have antlers. occasionally, a CHNOPS' owner will dip it into paint in order to change its color. for more information, go ask your biology or health teacher.

how is your CHNOPS doing today? i just dipped mine into orange paint. want to see it?

by delicious food August 19, 2006

chopse

to talk back to, be mean

Me: Did u do anything fun today?
Welsh Bitch: Yeah Chopse to a Portuguese dude.
Me: WTF does chose mean.
Welsh Bitch: To talk back or be mean.
Me:W/E bitch

by anonymous2342343242343242342342 June 26, 2008

chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

mutten chops

very long and very thick side burns
(if some1 has these u can also call the petting zoo)

nealy and liz have muttenchops and they are petting zoo's

by fatboy January 26, 2003

chirps out of your beak

when someone hasnt said anything for a while, or you just want to annoy them or hint they have a large beak!

"Well, I havent heard any chirps out of your beak in a while!"

by Amanda and Liz September 22, 2007

chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.

In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

by Prance Stewart January 23, 2014

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014