check list

terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what

friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

Poop check

When you roughly shove two of your fingers into the anus of another individual, its a game of who can scream the loudest.

"Demi totally got poop checked this morning, she fucking screamed"

by pornhub2000 April 2, 2019

nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.

1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.

by umean2tellme January 4, 2004

welfare check

can you say''free money''

bill-were did u get money for thos j's

tyrone-from my welfare check bitch

by ray ray flores December 28, 2006

Stimulus check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.

I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.

by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020

Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard

1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman

by KDoss August 24, 2005

book check

1) In school hallways, someone pushes your books to the ground, calling a "BOOK CHECK"

2) When you drop a book.

"Stephanie just gave Russell a Book Check!"

by Steph and Russ January 9, 2008