status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.

Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!

by cnote56 September 16, 2010

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Laying the silver carpet

Smoking heroine

Robs laying the silver carpet again

by GingeA1 November 2, 2019

Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 9, 2006

Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

magic carpet ride

Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.

Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.

by Kenderzzz March 30, 2009