Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.

"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"

by joffry September 27, 2017

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011

i have cancer

when you have cancer you have cancer :D

You i have cancer.
see it's easy to use it

by Its not my real name September 1, 2017

Level 14 Cancer

When level 14 elite barbs hits your tower and a maxed out fireball doesn't kill them.

Ed: "I heard you got level 14 cancer
Edd: "Yah its serious, rip"

by Elite_Barbs-14 May 3, 2017

Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

by Pwink June 10, 2020

Social Cancer

When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.

Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"

Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"

Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"

by Mellestophelese January 21, 2009

terminal brain cancer

Furry

Furry: OwO *rawrs* UwU
Normal Person: Oh god anyone here a neurosurgeon? this guy has terminal brain cancer!

by asswholethetird February 16, 2022