Brolly

The Scottish term for a umbrella

Scott: ya bastard. It’s started batterin’ doon
Davie: och aye, it’s Scotland ye bampot
Scott: awright, Davie! Ye huve a brolly
Davie: aye but ma mrs has it
Scott: ugh

by amismal June 5, 2019

bollocktrain

Another word for the Bollockchain, but emphasizing more the bandwagon effect and the mindless exhuberance of its adherents.

See also: Shitcoin, Bollocks, Bullshit.

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by Yodag June 7, 2019

Bollocks

Someone who is taking something useless or rubbish

We don't know what your saying you talking bollocks

by officialca June 14, 2019

Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019

Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks

Arjun is a Bollock Head

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook

A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Brillo

Noun
1. A Brillo is typically your average aussie bloke who has done the whole army drill. His main attributes include, constant rage, aggression towards others and is secretly a jew lover.

Synonymous: "Brlliant", "loud" and "angry"

"The Brillo was yelling so loudly that people 500 metres away could hear him."

by Hugeboy April 3, 2019