I used the broken record method on her
by Camicorn Raptor March 07, 2017
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
*gets rejected again and again*
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023
Bitchs fappin to bob the builder fuckin ass dam son like shit bitch like luigi looks better like shit or how about peter pan from Peter Pan and the Pirates shit
by ChefPardiniRostinYourAssBitLul November 24, 2018
Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it
will destroy my ingenuity.
will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 20, 2019
HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.
by BROKEN BOY SIS December 20, 2021
An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 20, 2022