It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
by cassydassie November 09, 2020
I used the broken record method on her
by Camicorn Raptor March 07, 2017
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
*gets rejected again and again*
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023
Bitchs fappin to bob the builder fuckin ass dam son like shit bitch like luigi looks better like shit or how about peter pan from Peter Pan and the Pirates shit
by ChefPardiniRostinYourAssBitLul November 24, 2018
HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.
by BROKEN BOY SIS December 20, 2021
Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it
will destroy my ingenuity.
will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 20, 2019