my brain

my brain is like a file cabinet we got depression anxiety trauma and anger issues :)

jack: my brain is dogshit

jane: same dude

by um no go away October 22, 2020

Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

by Robwhite March 7, 2009

fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!

by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005

Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.

Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash

by SkyCharger November 2, 2008

brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.

dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.

by ollyfordgertnator February 25, 2009

dog brain

a dumbass or mentally challenged person

Don't chug the Pepto Bismal, dog brain!

by Beavis Bung Wipe ogre shamdoe flava lasa May 13, 2005

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008