When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010
Get the Gold-Bond Cake mug.The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.
"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee
"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller
"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller
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