coconut blonde

Someone with dark hair typically brown... who has blonde moments ALOT

is not her fault shes just a coconut blonde!

by Fisker May 9, 2008

Dumb Blonde

A white female rapper originally born in Monroe, Louisiana but is now based in Houston, Texas. She goes by the stage name "Dumb Blonde" as well as "Dumb Blonde Rapper." She has numerous singles such as her most popular song "Realistic Nightmare." Other songs include "Caged," "Cray Cray," and "Monsta ft K-Rino."

Have you heard the new track Dumb Blonde just dropped on Spotify?

by DUMB_BLONDE_RAPPER August 4, 2020

Blonde

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!

by Darko M. December 9, 2008

bloggers

modern day hippies

hippies are bloggers

by zwvgftnh./';[ May 1, 2010

blinger

Any kind of diamond encrusted or gaudy gold rings worn on the fingers.

He not only had a mouth full of crunk, but you should have seen his blinger!

by Pherensian April 13, 2011

Blondes Do It Better

Something that is NOT true. There are probably bald people who do it better.

(PS: This is not to insult blondes. So.... sorry if you’re offended)

Jenna: ‘Blondes do it better suckers‘
Sammy: ‘Many blondes are actually stupid idiots, so........’
Jenna: ‘IM NOT AN IDIOT YOU ARE’
Sammy: ‘Dude.... The only thing you do better is being stupid.’
Jenna: ‘....... I don’t know what that means.’

by MemeFace July 11, 2020

blonde moment

To do something incredibly stupid without realising it. just like dumass blondes

Person1: *ues nail gun on own hand as opposed to the fence*
Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment

by Pliars September 28, 2003