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faux bisexual 

Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.

FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.

Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.

SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".

bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.

homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.

heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.

example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.

KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.
faux bisexual by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005
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Heteroromantic bisexual 

Heteroromantic bisexual means where someone is attracted to both sexes, but would only have a relationship with the opposite sex.
Alice is attracted to Shannon and Lewis, but she would only have a relationship with Lewis because she is heteroromantic bisexual.

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess) 

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)
“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Ur dog bisexual 

Worse than ur mom gay AND your dad lesbian
Kim: ur mom gay
Susan: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur dog bisexual

Kim and Susan die
@willoww.exe
Ur dog bisexual by Okk.willow March 13, 2018

As a bisexual man.. 

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."
*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."
As a bisexual man.. by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

raging bisexual 

Someone who is strictly bisexual, like a raging homosexual but bi
No one:
Bi tik tok girls: I'M A RAGING BISEXUAL

Semi-Bisexual 

Me: I'm Straight
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): I'm Semi-Bisexual
Me: ?
Emily(UWUBAKAGirl): Its Bisexual But when you are only atracted to one gender.
Me: OH you mean Straight but fatherless
Semi-Bisexual by Hasat110 September 28, 2021