bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins

"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017

Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man

Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you

by Xwarm May 6, 2018

berfirgerlur

"A word to use to make your girlfriend annoyed"

Gf: why didn't you answer my call?
You: berfirgerlur
Gf: what?
This pattern continues until she spams you with stop

by Immafinnago March 11, 2018

BEATISU

Something that's already dead

A: What's up with BEATISU؟
B: Don't you know it's dead already

by Lagas April 5, 2018

bergis

a kid who talks about memes which are 10 years old

hes such a bergis

by notabergis May 24, 2018

Benticles

The Pinnacle of a boner is what is known as a Benticle.

( a slant elongated private part of a male anatomy that suddenly appears in one's trousers. )
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It can also be used to mock people who possess the name Ben. Since most of them are fuckboys.
people who have priapisms and ED can be cushioned by this word instead of getting called by phony nicknames.
like DickCramps, PenisFlexing or getting called a WastedStaff and etc.

Adam, this is Britney~ ... Adam, your Benticles are showing up dude.
Pass my Greens, imma' make this bitch tast my Special Sannakjigga Benticles.

by MegaDong9000 May 2, 2018