matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

Fillibuster Bernie

A person who tells stories for so long that you forget what the story was about in the first place

Yo what took you so long?
Fillibuster Bernie was telling me about his day!

by Siski Piski April 29, 2021

Rancho Bernardo High School

A great high school, if you are staying involved. People here do tend to be a bit stuck up. The new ASB director is amazing! The staff is nice but not great at teaching. The councelors, and admin do the best they can to help you. The Stable is full of Spirit. RBHS ASB works to bring unity, spirit, and diversty to the school! Go Broncos!

"Woah is that Rancho Bernardo High School!"

"Yeah, I heard that they won the best spirit award in North County!"

by serxnitea October 9, 2021

Pull a Bernie

Take people's money and call them a racist

top level jew-ery

P1: Help! That man just offended me!
P2: Quick, someone Pull a Bernie!

by autistic_cuck October 6, 2016

Bernard

A old school person or older person that has major hate and lack of understanding for the younger crowd

Usually big nose hairy grim like person that has Jewish ways and claims they pay taxes more that others there for entitled to state an opinion or back in my day convo starters.

I came into 7eleven to buy cigarettes

And the dude was asking for my id even tho i be shown him several times before but still acts like he don't me or that I'm some kid. He is being a Bernard

by Skurs February 1, 2018

Bernard.

The defenition of child abuse.
If you were called this at birth, consider a name change.

Mother: I'll call him Bernard.
Doctor: That's child abuse you horrible cunt.

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

bernrubber

a person named berenise who rubbs thereself while masterbating

berenise, masterbating non fingering totally bernrubber

by alacwt August 27, 2008