Bedging

Edging while in bed.

"What were you doing last night?"
"I was edging in bed."
"You mean you were bedging."

by projek7 February 21, 2024

Begging the degree to which

Candace tapping into her former liberalism by...

Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Begging it

When you’re doing an incredible amount of thankless work for other people

Some might say you’re Begging it, G.

by Fulfiller March 15, 2024

Bebiwat

Weirdly spelled and weirdly pronounced version of "Baby, What?"

Bebiwat? Why? What did I do? How could you do this to me? Just why? Why? What did I even do to you?

by YacacaAndYugugaga March 26, 2024

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 1, 2024

Begin

not be likely or have any chance of doing a certain action.

circuitry that Karen could not begin to understand.

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

Belgian double-dip

When someone does Anal, then Oral, and then back to Anal. Worse way to have sex because you have a high chance to get sick.

Did you hear about Jeff’s wife, she got really sick after they tried a Belgian double-dip. She had a really bad bacterial infection.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024