put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you

Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.

by pinkrican June 15, 2007

shit battery

When everything has gone wrong, or when you're in a shitty situation or place.

We have a test tomorrow? Shit battery!

by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005

the battery

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

by Sean February 22, 2003

Cake Batter

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!

by wmata_ninja May 12, 2015

Bittens

A special mitten that covers a man's testicles.

"Its cold as balls out here I need my bittens!!

by Jab's August 29, 2011

Baby Batter

a fuckin funny ass nick name for skeet.

"That bitch is a str8 goer. She fuckin swallowed my baby batter"

by B.Hill September 19, 2007

Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.

The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.

by airmail February 23, 2009