by adrian slade August 18, 2008
Get the bartandconnor mug.In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.
"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."
"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."
"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."
by philthyphil February 3, 2010
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Get the baptizee mug.Bartenders are dudes. Bartendresses are chicks. Bartemptresses are hot bartendresses.
Class dismissed.
Class dismissed.
by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011
Get the Bartemptress mug.1:That the back of someones head is completely flat.
2:That the back of someones head is completely flat and has spiky hair.
2:That the back of someones head is completely flat and has spiky hair.
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Get the Bart mug.A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.
Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.
Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!
Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!
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