Golf Arse

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola

Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Duck's Arse

A term used for tightness in both physical and financial terms.

Can be used to describe an eye wateringly tight vagina, or batty hole. Also can be used to describe a person who is not willing to part with their money.

"she was as tight as a duck's arse"
"that bastard is as tight as a duck's arse"

by JACK_LEWIS December 31, 2009

Fat arse

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.

1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Urban Slang My Arse

This is phrase that is used very often (by me) whenever I see a word or phrase in the Urban Dictionary that I know no-one uses, anywhere, at any time, ever.

I saw "Number Four Year", and "ehaircut" on Urban Dictionary, and my first thought was 'Urban Slang My Arse'.

by 6ame August 31, 2010

shit arse

Can be used instead of Damn. Offensive saying.

The video didn't come on. Shit Arse!!!!

by Steve Clatworthy February 25, 2005

Slack arse

Does not mean an unfirm bottom, but it means a person who is very lazy

I had to fire David as he was a slack arse

by Windy28 September 3, 2009