arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

by mashcamo February 28, 2010

Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're and arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 7, 2017

Yam arse

Yam arse

An butt that is perfect, looks and taste so good. Amazing like a sweet potato (yam).

Boy: There she is she's so hot. Little yam arse.

Boy 2: yam arse?

Boy: yes, like a sweet potato. Perfection.

by Love her October 28, 2013

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019