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The Nicholas Sparks Affect

When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.
Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.
by meganrawr22 December 23, 2011
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affectee

A person that u dont officially have a "crush" on or "like" but would say yes if they asked u out, and are agreeable to hang out with.
"That guy is my affectee... if he asked me out, I'd TOTALLY say yes!"
by Emma January 1, 2005
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affer

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affro

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
2 parts Applejack brandy
1 part cola
1 part lemon juice
"My affro's is busted kid!"
by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006
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Affirmative Reaction

When you illegally exclude people from consideration because of their personal political and spiritual and economic beliefs.
Monica could you please explain your employment practices.

Yes, we have affirmative reaction. We exclude everyone who will not agree with us on every decision. We want some one who will not question bad judgement and illegal activities. This is a very open policy, many of these people are highly unqualified, and who would not normally be hired.
by mlhiss October 18, 2008
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Icant afford

Branching from the popular I-pod, Icant afford is what you say when you are lacking an I-pod due to financial reasons, obviously. Your best bet is to go for an Ishuffle, which is quite possibly the worst piece of technology ever invented. Your better off just buying towellets.
Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod!
Bill: Cool, But Icant afford it!

OR

Joe: Hey dude! Look at my new Ipod
Bill: Awesome! Look at my new Icant afford it!
by Whatevs forever July 19, 2009
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misplaced affection

instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning
Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection
by notyobish January 15, 2012
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