Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 04, 2021
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MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do
Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all
by jeff the weirdo November 06, 2021
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Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.
"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."
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An extremely homosexual, soulless individual of unknown species. Seems to be afraid of holy water and salt.
Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo is the living embodiment of an expired cheeto.
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you got split

To be hit hard or knocked out thoroughly
Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
by cooper302c May 27, 2010
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Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.
Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?
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