Canadian Glazer

A sex act in which you cover your partner in Maple syrup and try to lick it off before it hardens.

"Hey Glenn, what happened to the other half of your mustache?"

"I gave my old lady a Canadian Glazer and fell asleep halfway through"

by Mapik December 13, 2019

Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Canadian Ketchup

Maple syrup.

Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?

by Panhandlerjerker69 September 8, 2019

Canadian Bobsled

In Canada here everyone knows what bobsledding is but not like this. She has a pony tail to side. You get running beside her holding the pony (push bar) and then spin around jumping in the sled (slamming your cock down her throat)

Im gunna give her the canadian bobsled

by Fbgm2017 December 12, 2017

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

canadian blasian

A Canadian black asian

I saw a Canadian Blasian.

by Wind ensemble March 24, 2017

Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it

I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning

by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017