one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

Wonder bread thighs

Lovely white legs that are nice and soft

Why girl has wonder bread thighs and I sleep soundly when my head is between them

by Azurvix October 18, 2021

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Wonder bread

A promiscuous female(of any race) with a yeast infection. AKA "yeasty."

okay then also we got this girl ah from the north side a.k.a yeast, or
Wonder bread, or ah flame on her junior high name, (burn baby burn)

by mrzrza September 10, 2018

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

Wonder Space station

a wonder i built there

Wonder Space station built a wonder i built there

by 201HH November 25, 2020