urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

Like the Bible but with swagger.

"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."

by Lidster June 12, 2012

urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

Dictionary Urban

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by JoeManFish! April 14, 2021

urban ninja

A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.

God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!

by Sgt. Abe Carver October 3, 2004

urban goggles

when a girls lying down and and her guy puts his balls in each of her eyes

i like when my girlfriend wheres my urban goggles and then flutters her eyelashes... it tickles!

by panetta September 20, 2006