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Western Washington University 

Western Washington University is one of six state-funded, four-year institutions of higher education in Washington. Fall 2004 enrollment includes 12,940 full- and part-time students.

The University maintains nearly 73 buildings on a 215-acre campus, including the 38-acre Sehome Arboretum, operated jointly with the city of Bellingham, and 15 residential buildings housing near 4,000 students. Western also has off-campus facilities at Shannon Point Marine Center in Anacortes, Wash.; and a 15-acre student-university facility at nearby Lake Whatcom.

WWU is situated in Bellingham, a city of 70,000 overlooking Bellingham Bay and many of Puget Sound’s 172 San Juan Islands. The University is 90 miles north of Seattle, 55 miles south of Vancouver, B.C., and an hour’s drive from the ski area on 10,778-foot Mount Baker.
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University of Houston 

The greatest institute of higher learning in the state of Texas. Far more advanced than any of those other so-called "nationally ranked" Texas schools like TU, or the school with the gaggle of maroon attired morons. The U of H mascot is a fierce predator, and the University's hand symbol is "The Shocker," a popular and entertaining sex act. The only downside to this august bastion of knowledge in the south is the fact that it nearly requires committing a murder in order to find a parking space on the primarily commuter campus.
"An Aggie, a Longhorn, and a University of Houston Cougar walk into a bar..."
University of Houston by Rsxman December 4, 2007

university of richmond 

A highly selective, liberal arts school in Richmond, Virginia.
university of richmond by Mason March 31, 2005

Nova Southeastern University 

A private research university in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It was formed by the merger of Nova University of Advanced Technology and the Southeastern University of Health Sciences. It is classified as a first-tier research university by the Florida Legislature. It has the only colleges of optometry and dental medicine in South Florida. It is considered one of the most diverse colleges in America.

university of florida 

A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.

universal remonster 

The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.
The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.
universal remonster by .....? November 20, 2003

university of maine 

The flagship school of the state of maine, located in Orono. Consistantly one of the best hockey schools in the nation. Also known for great engineering, forstry, and natural sciences. UMaine students are the frendliest of any college campus in the northeast, and are happy they are getting the same or better education their friends are without paying $40K to do it.
The university of Maine went to the frozen four last year, as well as the national civil engineering competition.