Urban Dictionary

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for city peeps that pretty much has the exact correct definition of most names.

Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.

by What the bleep September 28, 2017

URBAN SPACEMAN

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

by eR0R February 25, 2008

Urban Dictionary

Like the Bible but with swagger.

"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."

by Lidster June 12, 2012

urban ninja

A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.

God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!

by Sgt. Abe Carver October 3, 2004

urban goggles

when a girls lying down and and her guy puts his balls in each of her eyes

i like when my girlfriend wheres my urban goggles and then flutters her eyelashes... it tickles!

by panetta September 20, 2006

Urban Academy

Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.

"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"

by Queens Rage January 27, 2011