twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010

twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off

1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!

by proballa March 2, 2009

twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.

Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.

by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant

Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014