twatter

chatter over the online twitter social interface.

There was a lot of twatter on twitter today about the fate of the international celebrity who fell so suddenly ill.

by La Tatooie March 18, 2009

Twisters

keys to ones house....car..office ........or anything that you feel you deserve.

" Man that girls so fine I bet she will give me some twisters in about a week"

by mrbenzo1 April 21, 2009

Twister

Oh my god I can't believe noone has mentioned the yummy ice lolly yet... Well basically if you don't have a clue what I'm on about then I'm on about an ice lolly with twisting strawberry and lime around a stick thingy and then with creaaamy pineapply bananarey stuff aswell. Yeah and basically they're cool... OK I admit I'm bored and writing this thing, but I'm so fucking hungry, it's all I could think of! Sorry you poor bored bastards...

*Slurps* "Ahhhh twisters are the best ice lollys ever."

by St. Arzy October 4, 2005

TOASTER MAFIA

The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.

Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?
Bro #2: No dude, what's up?
Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!
Bro #2: Damn....

by Shae24 January 26, 2008

Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster

by G Price October 15, 2003

twatter

A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.

I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.

by entrepredude May 23, 2010

twater

A pervert who likes to stick his/her nose into one's genitals. Just like you, reading this definition.

Pinnochio was a twater celebrated by females; he manages to provide woman orgasms whilst giving man-whores a hell of a time.

by JNinja January 10, 2012